I’ve long crot been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where memek I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching porn so bokeh loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) crot to the receptionist the next bokeh morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific bokep sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. porn In other words, bokep memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other bokeh tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University memek of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh memek ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that bokeh women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, memek the greater the crot chance porn the bokeh orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, %anchor_text% memek but can you get a bloomin’ crot move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The crot only other reason to screech like crot a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As bokep far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In crot their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they bokep were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a bokep sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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