I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s memek Latin Quarter where I was memek kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ bokep (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study crot from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokep and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far bokeh more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally crot on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the crot University of porn Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh crot ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the memek louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to crot screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should crot be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a memek certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex porn At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokeh alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the memek need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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