I’ve long been haunted by the bokeh memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokeh a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I porn should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable crot French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist memek the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to bokep this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men bokep dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing porn for porn a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make crot their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their crot energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers bokeh from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can memek you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where porn loud always porn equals better.

As a woman crot from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokep our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a porn sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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