I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I bokep should offer bokep bokeh to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek memek according memek to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes memek scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men memek dread – memek the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her bokeh partner memek and crot is not fearing porn for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the porn rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so memek they could make their partner feel happy, porn porn while conserving their energy porn for memek other tasks in hand. This porn was the conclusion of another study by memek two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all bokep about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh memek and memek memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokep encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so porn to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokep (Stock Image

It crot was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals memek better.

crot As a memek woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded porn the most likely reason women porn were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. memek But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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