I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in crot Paris’s porn Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone crot to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a bokep woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as bokeh I’m concerned, memek bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda bokep Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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